if u can't tell i'm bein sarcastic........................(except 4 jacob/ taylor Lautner he is totally hot! and he's the only thing interestin in the stupid saga)

well it comes out tommorow and my sis is gonna see it tonight midnight showing.................it goes for 130 mins.........I'll just wait till dvd. Cause I don't want to walk out of the cinema, if it gets so bloody boring or me laughing during the movie.

(If we're doin it durin stayers week, me and nat r probably just gonna talk cause we both hate it)and she suggested that we should throw popcorn at the screen (i wont do it unless it gets to bad.......)

because lucky with "Twilight" I burrowed it on dvd so I don't have to walk out. And I have never EVER! walked out of the cinema before.....

I'm attempting to read twilight......It's alright to read, but Bella is just annoying......

i like alice, rosalia, jasper, carlisle, esmee, jacob



*spoilers of Twilight Saga*






Reasons I "HATE!" Bella Swan!:

SHE IS A SHAMEFUL VERSION OF A DISNEY PRINCESS!!! and i love disney with a passion.

.She is too clumsy (she can't even walk through a room without tripping)Appariently it's a flaw.....but it's just annoying. In some situations is ridiculous, like she doesn't want to play Volleyball due to her clumsyness (occasional trip over yer, but appariently to her it occurs all the time)(YOU BARELY MOVE UNLESS U HIT THE BALL!) thats why i cracked up laughing in that bit. and yet she magically manages to fall and refuses to play it ever since. And hits a girl in the head with the ball

.She suddenly becomes popular when she said that she was a freak at her old school. She gets asked to the prom by 3 guys in one day
(Troy was understandible since he wanted to make it up to her after the car accident)

.she whines and complains (alot)

.She's so shallow. Can she explain why she love's edward other than his beautiful, sculpture, Topaz eyes angel like adonis? Is he smart, clever, outgoing, funny, shy, serious, quiet, what's his favourite food?, drink?, movie?, song?, place?,

. She has no goals for herself.......no hobbies, reads alot, complains and whines how rainy it it and how green forks is......

.Boyfriend first, College is Plan B. Like wen is plan B goin to come. if edward leaves her she goes and self destructs. So I don't think it will happen anytime

.Edward can't read her mind which is okay.......but she can't be the only person on the bloody planet, whom he can't read who is more interesting than a plank of wood.....

.Obsesses with edward so much....it can make you feel sick.....she does dangerous things so she can hear his voice and wants him to rescue her (WTF? dissadvantage is that he can't read her mind), jumps of cliffs almost drowns, rides motocycles and crashes
you just wish she dies...........slit your wrists sweety thats a faster more painful solution
oh yer she has nightmares of edward and wakes up screaming......
she collapses on the floor after being dumped and stays there for hours

If he actually died! then I would feel something and see why she jumps off......but he just left her.......and their relantionship didn't have anything in the first place

.she relies too much on the male species, they must rescue her! Drop everything and save her men!

.she tries to be brave, but ends up running away or spectating and still becomes damsel

.Pulls poor jacobs heart strings......using him just to fill "the whole in her chest" and once edward who dumped her and she self destruct accepts edward back with no fuss "Instant forgiven"

.She's too perfect other than her clumsiness.......

.Co-Dependant someone must be with her at all times dirl or boy (when she's alone she's in danger somehow)

.She doesn't really care much about her parents. Even though she moved to forks for her mothers sake. (But I feel so sorry for charlie he didn't know what to do with her)But her parents are shown as idiots though.......and make her seem the most mature one.

.she does have a goal but none of merit- HAVE SEX WITH EDWARD NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT BLOODY HURTS! (i felt so sorry for edward on that part)

.edward proposes her for marriage so she could have sex with him (which she desperatly wants).......but she says she's not ready.....(but yet she has a bloody kid soon after that can "kill" her and is okay with it O_O)

.she is not a good role model......especially for the girls easily swaded, obsessive girls that read this. (if i was younder i probably would have loved twilight) and i have an obsessive personality

.Their relationship has no foundation.......they just met eyes, Edward is so beautiful, Bella smells like a good dinner and hard to read, two conversations in a few weeks and edward rescues her, find out he's a vampy. Fate will do the rest, so their star crossed lovers now and will love each other for the rest of time........

.I never usually say anything of the author or the creator.....because she's a living person and not a fictional character. But she said her novel was about "choice" I never really seen choice in it....Bella's "choices" was driven by her so called "love" of her obsession over edward. She chose edward over Jacob the boy who is most interesting, admitted his loves for her, has flaws, bright personality, has a hobby. Not to mention werewolves and steph turn him peodofile in the fourth I WAS NOT HAPPY!

.She has to be looked after like an infant......(Don't go to the dangerouse side of forks) GUESS WHAT SHE DOES SHE GOES THERE! but atleast she cooks and that like a housewife.........-.-

. She admitted it in one point she used her friends (I would so ditch that bitch)

.People over see the things that she does (Charlie example)

.A whole vampire army is after them

.If she was real I would slap her across the face (I never do that)and say that she is not queen bee of the bloody world and things can never always go her way.

.I don't really see forbiden love. they can just see each other everyday like they usuall do.......it's just his problem with her smell

Enough about bella




I'm gonna download the "New Moon" soundtrack though....I like movie scores. It might be more interesting than the actaul movie since, the music score sets the mood.

Overall i think twilight is so overated. mum tries to reason with me about bella it doesn't work cause it's true, in fact the more things she told me. the more and more i hated her.

and gives girl the Dumbest ideas of love and romance (stalking, watching you sleep)If a guy dumps you u do the most dumbest things for "him" to rescue you or to hear his voice.

I'll ask my sis about it......since shes seein the movie tonight

well those are my feeling bout time i put it on comp!!!!!







Well ive been normal recently, dog peeing on the floor,


IM GOIN TO MY FRIEND HOUSE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!! YAYS!!!!!!!!! XD SEE THE WHOLE GANG IN ONE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited. We'll be doing things all week

Shopping (god help me....i need help with that), adventure world!!!!!!!!!!!!,